stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:22 PM
multifandomchaos:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

mishasminions:

SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-9)

but whAT IF THEY DID THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LAST EVER SEASON FINALE

nOPE

multifandomchaos:

my-patronus-is-a-winchester:

mishasminions:

SUPERNATURAL TITLE CARDS (Seasons 1-9)

but whAT IF THEY DID THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE LAST EVER SEASON FINALE

nOPE

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:21 PM
Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:20 PM
doublemooncrab:

calligrafiti:

True, that.

bONK
BONK

doublemooncrab:

calligrafiti:

True, that.

bONK

BONK

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:18 PM
itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

itrybutijustendupeatingfries:

leepyr:

doitforasgard:

samcannon:

“You can’t control the Universe. You are the water, not the rock.” 

But actually, after a very long time, if it keeps going, the water will eventually shape the rock. You don’t realize it at first but it’s happening, it happens every second. Yes, you’re the water, but if you can’t see how you changed the universe, it doesn’t mean you didn’t.

You are what everyone needs in their life

be my best friend. 

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:16 PM
vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,
But now we’re not.
I wish you would tell me why…

vegandragon:

We used to be best buddies,

But now we’re not.

I wish you would tell me why…

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:15 PM
thanoblesavage:

More success stories.

thanoblesavage:

More success stories.

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:14 PM
landscapelifescape:

Wunderlich County Park, near Woodside, California, USA
Redwood Eye (by andertho)

landscapelifescape:

Wunderlich County Park, near Woodside, California, USA

Redwood Eye (by andertho)

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:13 PM

mysterymoods:

Endless List of Movies I Love -  Pleasantville (1998)

Must be awfully lucky to see colours like that. I’ll bet they don’t know how lucky they are.
Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:11 PM
conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

conquerorwurm:

dizzydennis:

The passiveness of this sentence makes me laugh every time I see it.

There goes Godzilla, destroying the city.

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:10 PM
zygoats:

genghis-khanye:

zygoats:

i hope a straight boy sees this and gets pissed off

how fucking tiresome. It’s not your pits that are gross, it’s your “edgy” attitude about them. And also your face, your gross disgusting face. Please do the internet a favour and don’t post any more selfies or write any more text posts. In act, just smash your router, go for a walk outside, tell your parents you love them, play with a dog, drink a glass of water. Do anything but be on the internet and contribute to the cultural sewage that is tumblr.

success!!

zygoats:

genghis-khanye:

zygoats:

i hope a straight boy sees this and gets pissed off

how fucking tiresome. It’s not your pits that are gross, it’s your “edgy” attitude about them. And also your face, your gross disgusting face. Please do the internet a favour and don’t post any more selfies or write any more text posts. In act, just smash your router, go for a walk outside, tell your parents you love them, play with a dog, drink a glass of water. Do anything but be on the internet and contribute to the cultural sewage that is tumblr.

success!!

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 11:10 PM

angrynerdyblogger:

jenni-the-dreamer:

angrynerdyblogger:

Fire alarm OuO My favourite!

again? fucking AGAIN?!? your school is fucked up…

It really is. We’ve had the equivalent of one a week for the last three months, and if a week was missed, there were two the next week. One night there was one…

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 09:43 PM

jrdyn:

honestly what the hell

Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 09:41 PM
Satan: [appears]
Satan: You can have anything you wan--
Me: LANGUAGE.
Satan: What?
Me: GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE.
Satan: What the--?
Me: YOU SAID ANYTHING. GIVE ME EVERY LANGUAGE IN THE WORLD.
Satan: Wouldn't you rather have love or money?
Me: EVERY. LANGUAGE. MASTERY OF EVERY LANGUAGE. NOW.
Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 09:40 PM
Date Posted: 24th of April 2014
Time Posted: 09:38 PM
THEME BY DEALWITHRHASS